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Best of SM
Post funny forum quotes, threads, and other material here.
Very, very true.
"The main resultant product would be a loss of a few fingers, maybe one eye and a lot blood." -kristofvagyok, (from smaerd's signature)
Quote: Originally posted by Antiswat  | | however sadly alibabba seems to have failed me for once.. ive seen acetone peroxide, MEKP... FOOD GRADE COPPER AND CD's.. but manganese heptoxide.. no
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At the end of the day, simulating atoms doesn't beat working with the real things...
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Texium
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This was a fun one, at least for a while anyway.
Also this little exchange:
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Brain&Force
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I thought that thread was outright deleted...it's ALIVE AGAIN!
Or this one.
Or this:
| Quote: Originally posted by The Volatile Chemist |
What if your mom was widely accepted to be an obsolete way of thinking? C'mon, this is misc., not whimsey. You're just asking for trouble when you say
things like that. |
At the end of the day, simulating atoms doesn't beat working with the real things...
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arkoma
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OMG--the nightshade thread was hilarious
"We believe the knowledge and cultural heritage of mankind should be accessible to all people around the world, regardless of their wealth, social
status, nationality, citizenship, etc" z-lib
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Zyklon-A
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And this one:http://www.sciencemadness.org/talk/viewthread.php?tid=30428#...
[EDIT] Here's some more:
http://www.sciencemadness.org/talk/viewthread.php?tid=6611
http://www.sciencemadness.org/talk/viewthread.php?tid=4525
The whole "Inverted Penis" vs. Vulture thing:
He became a Super Administrator somehow, but was quickly banned again
Should this thread really be called "Best of Sm"? Worst of SM seems more fitting!
[Edited on 12-8-2014 by Zyklon-A]
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BromicAcid
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My favorite grudge match involving myself
And for us old timers the Acid Test incident will be forever etched in my memories.
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Brain&Force
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Have you ever seen the best of Craigslist?
Also: Effective immediately, I'm appending this to my signature:
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Pyro
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hmm, can;t remember who said it, or where but here goes (it was in a thread that had something to do with vacating lab):
''nobody said that shed time and pussy-access have to be mutually exclusive''
that one still cracks my up (might just put it on a sign in my new lab 
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arkoma
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hmmmm, aga lives in "shed-world"................
"We believe the knowledge and cultural heritage of mankind should be accessible to all people around the world, regardless of their wealth, social
status, nationality, citizenship, etc" z-lib
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Texium
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Indeed, he is quite fond of his shed.
Edit: Nope, it was hissingnoise! http://www.sciencemadness.org/talk/viewthread.php?tid=21764#...
[Edited on 8-12-2014 by zts16]
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www.sciencemadness.org/talk/viewthread.php?tid=2917#pid31613 the op.
Also the transparent aluminium that PhD chemist talked about.
http://www.sciencemadness.org/talk/viewthread.php?tid=17788#...
[Edited on 12-8-2014 by bismuthate]
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May I have been exposed by Ricin?
I have tried to extract the poison and both times I have been very ill, the days afterwards. |
No shit, you've been exposed to ricin. What were you waiting for? God to write it in the clouds?
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Actually I think he was the person who got arrested that they talked about in periodic videos.
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Texium
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Here's a weird U2U that wish i had a kraken!!! sent me after I replied to one of his posts...
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arkoma
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I like I wish I had a kraken! He gets genuinely excited about his projects. I have U2U'ed him a couple times about idiomatic English that he didn't
get at all until I explained it. I think he does OK, because I believe he is about as literate in English as I am in Spanish, namely I can get an
idea across, but native speakers are rolling their eyes.
"We believe the knowledge and cultural heritage of mankind should be accessible to all people around the world, regardless of their wealth, social
status, nationality, citizenship, etc" z-lib
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Texium
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Haha, yeah. it was mostly just funny and unexpected to me.
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Pyro
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http://www.sciencemadness.org/talk/viewthread.php?tid=4777&a...
don't know if it directs you to exactly the right place. but after i posted the pic of a hure mortar and pestle full of 2kg's NiCl2. bfesser quoted
the pic, added a facepalm and wrote: ''how not to use a mortar and pestle  "
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Brain&Force
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Try copying the link on the very top of the post with the date and time. It should get us there. The link you posted didn't work.
At the end of the day, simulating atoms doesn't beat working with the real things...
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Pyro
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http://www.sciencemadness.org/talk/viewthread.php?tid=4777&a...
bfesser's reply:
http://www.sciencemadness.org/talk/viewthread.php?tid=4777&a...
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Texium
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Lol, that's great. I miss bfesser.
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Pyro
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where is he?
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Brain&Force
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He quit the forum, but he seems to be on IRC still.
At the end of the day, simulating atoms doesn't beat working with the real things...
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Texium
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https://www.sciencemadness.org/whisper/viewthread.php?tid=27... Here's where he announced it
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Texium
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Speaking of bfesser, this is just beautiful: https://www.sciencemadness.org/whisper/viewthread.php?tid=23...
Hadn't seen it until just now.
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This. Just read the three posts.
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