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Human/Ape Crossbreeds
How many here would like to see if a human/ape crossbreed is possible? This would contend not of your participation, but just your support.
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lacrima97
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It would be neat to see, but a little wierd. It seems it might be...inhumane?
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Do we really need any more weird zoo specimens? We need more forward evolution not giant steps back to chaos.
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Rosco Bodine
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| Quote: | Originally posted by lordmagnus
How many here would like to see if a human/ape crossbreed is possible? |
The mule products of such monkey business have likely been
around for some time , and the recently " elected "
president of Iran is definitely suspect , given his
publicly revealed apeshittedness . Maybe his momma was a pygmy and his daddy was a baboon and now the
pig-baboon needs a nuke ......about like a fish needs a bicycle .
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oh damn i thought this thread was about americans, srry my bad
j/k of course
...was thinking bout certain americans
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Rosco Bodine
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| Quote: | Originally posted by daeron
oh damn i thought this thread was about americans, srry my bad
j/k of course
...was thinking bout certain americans |
If one looks far enough back into the branches of the
family tree of even some of the more prominent families ,
it may be suspected that there is probably a chimpanzee
in the woodpile , and the family resemblance can be telling .
Here is an example of what I mean .....
you just never know , and the implications are frightening
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New info on Human/Ape genetic lines, and our common ancestor.. Check out this article
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/05/17/human.chimp.split...
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Hasn't it been found already that there are fewer gentic differences between some humans and some apes, than there are between some humans and some
other humans??
In the order of 1 or 2 percent in either case IIRC.
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"Hasn't it been found already that there are fewer gentic differences between some humans and some apes, than there are between some humans and some
other humans??
In the order of 1 or 2 percent in either case IIRC. "
Yea, but there is not alot of difference between a human and a mouse genetically either - I don't think that really means alot.
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Not to mention the difference between a human and a cucumber, that was something between 20 or 25%. So it really says nothing.
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I think we should go for it, why not? They get ligers, Tygons, and Geeps, why not humanzee's?
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Ok, but who's egg and who's sperm?
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This would help explain some of my high school classmates.
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I voted to see if it was possible: provided it is done by artificial insemination and not by cloning/gene splicing. If mother nature allows it then
I don't see a moral issue with it but if there are natural hurdles being circumvented there is certainly a need to examine the morality involved.
I think the point is moot, though, as I'm sure some deviant has already gotten busy with a chimp with no offspring from the act.
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There already are human/ape crossbreeds. You just have to go to Memphis Tennessee or Atlanta Georgia and you will see as many as your heart desires.
They already have a scientific name, Africanus Unemployus. Two of the most common varieties include Welfarus and Gangbangerii.
You know when your in Africanus Unemployus natural habitat when all the business have bars on the windows. It is not uncommon to see females of the
Welfarus variety wandering around the concrete jungle at all hours of the day and night even in the cold of winter in search of Colt 45 malt liquor,
marijuana, and crack cocaine.
The Gangbangerii variety is quite dangerous due to their highly territorial nature. They prefer to demonstrate their prowess by taking old half dead
chevy caprices, impalas, and crown victorias that are ready for the crusher, apply $3000 rims and proceed to cruise around wasting fuel and attempting
to intimidate other Gangbangerii. Should a Gangbangerii territorial dispute escalate, Gangbangerii will proceed with what is called a "drive by" and
shoot at the other Gangbangerii while driving past them. Its generally easy to tell when a Gangbangerii is the area by the awful rattling created by
their monster subwoofers not being able to move enough air in their vehicles. Should one find themselves in Gangbangerii territory, one is advised to
lock the doors, look straight ahead, and do not stop or communicate with any Africanus Unemployus until one has left their territory.
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Many of those specimens are genetically related to the
doodabus tribe and the moanback-moanback-ho tribe .
The doodabuses are easily recognized as they will often
stop at street intersections looking in the distance each
way and be heard to ask " do-da-bus come by heah ? " ,
hence their name ...the doodabus tribe 
And the moanback-hos are recognizable also by their call ,
often heard as they stand behind any variety of trucks
which they are evidently directing as they are being backed towards a loading or unloading position .....
they can be heard calling out loudly ,
moan back .....
moan back......
ho!
hence their name as the moanback-moanback-hos 
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Scientific american has an article out about crossbreeding between our ancestors, and chimpanzees.
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Interesting to see how many lame jokes the "Homo Sapiens Racisticus" makes when it's allowed to post freely in it's natural habitat, I sure hope a
"Homo Sapiens Moderatus" (it's natural enemy) gets them soon!
Are there any other apes with 23 chromosomes? If not the whole goes right out the window.
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Keeping to the topic, there's a decent discussion of the topic here. No direct evidence of a hybrid has been found (Oliver turned out to simply be an aberrant chimp) but some think there's genetic evidence of hybridization in the distant past.
Regarding chromosome numbers- chimps have more chromosomes than we do (2n=48 rather than 46), but this in itself doesn't rule out hybrids (though it
may rule out fertile ones). However, I seem to recall hearing that although the actual genes are almost identical, there are a number of chromosomal
inversions that rule it out.
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Although in our society we live under a curtain of courtesy and tolerance we all know that "Homo Sapiens Racisticus" exist in most people where
difference between breeds are about. Why try to force-cover the sun with a coin? Prejudice exists and not because it was created as such, it because
it gave rise to itself.
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What about politicians who look and behave as if they are chimp-human hybrids? I can think of one - the lame-duck Australian Prime Minister, John
Howard, who looks like being both comprehensively voted out of office and losing his own Parliamentary seat in Sydney in the general election in
November. I wonder what his chromosomes are like. However, others say he looks and acts like a koala.
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Cross Breeding ?
Hasn't his already happened ? It might explain the numerous Big Foot sightings
in America and the yeti in the Himalayas. Then again it would depend on how drunk
the observer was !
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I am against all interracial marriages, let alone human-ape.
Yet, there is a book by Peter Høeg.
Here is the book in English:
http://www.amazon.com/Woman-Ape-Novel-Peter-Hoeg/dp/03124271...
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What did the poor non-human apes do to deserve it?
“If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found
the object of his search.
I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor.”
-Tesla
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We eat animals without any thought to THEIR well being. I hear slaughterhouses in Nebraska, USA are worse than the hollocaust. Some animals get
skinned and boiled alive. Would you rather be die a slow horrible death, or at least be eaten... or would you rather be forced into taking part in a
reproductive experiment?
Is it not more immoral to pay someone else to do the dirty work of killing than it is to indulge in sexual gratification with an animal? Much of the
one billion strong population of India would answer "yes".
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