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Texium
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I've built a scale model prototype of one of our solid fuel booster rockets, as you can see.
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The Volatile Chemist
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Quote: Originally posted by aga | Now it's sounding like a plan.
The Russians want 25% or it's your legs.
I get the Cockpit Burger Bar concession capisce ? |
Great! Give 'em 30% or they'll want it back after we top $10,000 profits
Nice model zts16! I have a model rocket me and a friend built from a PVC pipe and cap, copper sheet metal fins (there went my nice electrolysis rods,
oh well), that shiny looking duct tape like stuff, and three small model rocket engines (it's not at my house or I'd check their size. The three are
in parallel set-up...). It'll probably impale one of us upon launch, but that's the fun part, right? I'll post a clip of its launch when I stop being
a cheap-skate and buy the electric fuses...
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Brain&Force
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And what am I, chopped liver?
I've spent a decent number of hours in Orbiter, I could do course planning and delta-V management. And I'll lead the search for LANTHANIDEZ (on earth
too, we should use Al-Sc and Al-Y alloys for extra strength on our spaceship).
At the end of the day, simulating atoms doesn't beat working with the real things...
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aga
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Aha. Ve needs zis chopped liver for zer missssion.
Excellent food source ja ?
Alles Gut. Haupt !
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Hawkguy
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Can I be the intern...? I can remove coffee grounds from the sink, and refill the water dispenser with paper Dixie cups. I can also drink coffee while
someone talks about themselves.
[Edited on 27-7-2015 by Hawkguy]
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The Volatile Chemist
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And do the vacuuming and run the floor scrubber
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aga
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A lot of interns will be needed on this mission.
About 300,000
We'll need them to all push Upwards as hard as they can just before the engines fire.
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The Volatile Chemist
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Those sound more like minions to me...
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TheAlchemistPirate
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We will need a reconnaissance team to steal NASA's warp drive... I'll handle jamming the communications.
"Is this even science anymore?!"
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aga
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How ? (said the telecommunications expert)
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TheAlchemistPirate
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Ill tie a bunch of magnets to birds and set them free over the area.
"Is this even science anymore?!"
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aga
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Damn !
You got a Plan already !
OK. I know when i'm beaten.
You get Uhuru's wig and the Orange chair.
Edit:
You can have the thing i stuck in my ear if you like, but it might be a better idea to make your own.
I used a honey grabber sprayed silver.
Can i still come and do the sound effects ?
[Edited on 30-8-2015 by aga]
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smaerd
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Nice!
Excellent. Glad to see how many deck-hands we have. All who want on are allowed.
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aga
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Cool !
I want 'on' fourteen times so i can sell tickets.
The Cockpit Burger Bar will be busier if there are more people.
Vegetarians might die on this mission, so can i be in charge of Waste Disposal ?
Burger Bar needs Raw Materials you know.
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The Volatile Chemist
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Let's get Bob Lazar on board! He can help with the warp drive (of
unitednuclear.com)
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aga
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My Mother says i can't go on this Space Mission.
I asked why not, seeing as NASA, CIA NSA etc have all cleared me to go ?
She said "Thats Classified.".
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TheAlchemistPirate
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Quote: Originally posted by aga | Damn !
You can have the thing i stuck in my ear if you like, but it might be a better idea to make your own.
[Edited on 30-8-2015 by aga] |
Thanks for reminding me, where will we get our babel fish(es?)! I heard the hatcheries economy collapsed along with the mattress farms.
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aga
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Babelfish would be perfect for a hydroponic farm.
Just make sure that the Navigator (AJKOER) does not stray too far from any Stars so the plants grow nicely.
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The Volatile Chemist
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haha Did the main character in AHGTTG ever remove his babelfish? I forget...
Also, there's a chemistry library called openbabel... it's not talking about babelfish, but it's still funny.
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TheAlchemistPirate
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I'm not sure of how it ended, so idk. I remember Arthur Dent getting found by Ford on prehistoric earth, then helping him try to fix a huge
catastrophe related to the (Vogans?) destroying earth for a super space highway, even though space highways were incredibly outdated. I think it ends
in a paradox.
Back to the spaceship, If any of you need me, I might be in the on-board bathtub for a couple of years... Just make sure we know how to land. And keep
the phone handles disinfected.
"Is this even science anymore?!"
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The Volatile Chemist
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Were not taking any of those middle-classers on board >
***Spoiler Alert***
The fifth book ends in everyone on and from earth dying.
Again, you say? Yes, again. Except for Elvis Presley, unless the vogons worked that out too... I love that series.
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aga
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Since this thread started i made my own Space Pick-up Truck in case your engines fail, and a sub-space radio system.
Seemed like a good plan, and Mom is happy with it, as she can ride shotgun.
Emergency Radio is a mere $1m.
$200k more for the Squelch feature.
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The Volatile Chemist
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With all the people coming, escape pods'd be a costly addition. I guess it's, as always, first come first serve We'll only get two. Sucks to be the pilot...
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