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smaerd
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Spaceship Fixer Upper
So who's down? Let's go fix these things up and visit the moon  ?
http://www.idealistrevolution.org/the-ruins-of-the-soviet-sp...
We need,
Zombie on the moonshine fuel creation.
Aga on moonshine fuel quality control and electronics.
IrC doing analog circuits.
Magpie on machining
Blogfast on the thermodynamics
Solo on research & development
Woelen on inorganic wizardry
I'll be the space ape!
The positions are subject to change via their preference. That's just how I see it right now.
[Edited on 9-7-2015 by smaerd]
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IrC
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I claim a seat next to a window.
Also a pint of zombies rocket fuel.
"Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts" Richard Feynman
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I suffer space sickness real bad. I didn't think I was going to survive the return from alpha Centauri last time.
Better hire someone to clean up that bird shit too...
[Edited on 9-7-2015 by blogfast25]
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smaerd
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phdchemist can do the poop scooping.
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blogfast25
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Or franklyn, but I'm not sure he can hold a scoop. You know, thumb/index coordination?
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aga
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I got one of those off ebay.
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UC235
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I don't think moonshine's gonna get us far, especially since you'll all drink it. Start peeing in jugs. We'll need the urea for a few bathtubs full of
hydrazine.
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blogfast25
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Quote: Originally posted by UC235  | | I don't think moonshine's gonna get us far, especially since you'll all drink it. Start peeing in jugs. We'll need the urea for a few bathtubs full of
hydrazine. |
You being funny with me? I ALWAYS pee in jugs. 
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smaerd
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UC235 can be in charge of the alternative fuels.
Way of the road
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb0bwbcfd28
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woelen
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| Quote: Originally posted by UC235 | | I don't think moonshine's gonna get us far, especially since you'll all drink it. Start peeing in jugs. We'll need the urea for a few bathtubs full of
hydrazine. |
We also need AJKOER with us, he'll bring with him the hypochlorite, needed to make the hydrazine
from the urea.
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blogfast25
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| Quote: Originally posted by woelen | | We also need AJKOER with us, he'll bring with him the hypochlorite, needed to make the hydrazine from the urea. |
Just keep him away from the aluminium...
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The Volatile Chemist
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The aluminum... LOL-ed so hard...
I want to do the programming and orbital stuff! To quote XKCD, "It works in Kerbal Space Program!"
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aga
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I'll bring a socket set and some spanners.
Bound to be a screw loose amongst that lot.
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Tdep
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Not that i'm volunteering people, but you are going to space, so you're going to need a space alchemist... and you're probably going to have some
quantum cores up there.. so there really is only one man for the job.
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UC235
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| Quote: Originally posted by Tdep | | Not that i'm volunteering people, but you are going to space, so you're going to need a space alchemist... and you're probably going to have some
quantum cores up there.. so there really is only one man for the job. |
Oh good, he can be our monkey. Smaerd will have to take a ground control position. And as the man in charge of alternative fuels, I insist that we
fill the second stage boosters with nitroglycerin and TATP. No ifs, ands, or buts.
[Edited on 12-7-2015 by UC235]
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Texium
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| Quote: Originally posted by UC235 | | Quote: Originally posted by Tdep | | Not that i'm volunteering people, but you are going to space, so you're going to need a space alchemist... and you're probably going to have some
quantum cores up there.. so there really is only one man for the job. |
Oh good, he can be our monkey.
Smaerd will have to take a ground control position. And as the man in charge of alternative fuels, I insist that we fill the second stage boosters
with nitroglycerin and TATP. No ifs, ands, or buts. |
He can see what happens when you add germanium powder to
a charred conglomerate of arsenic, mercuric chloride, chloroplatinic acid, and uranyl nitrate that has been refluxed under steel wool in zero gravity,
along with other valuable data!
I'd be happy to assist with the mission of course, although I haven't yet discovered my specialty. Jack of all chemistries, master of none.
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I highly recomand Pneumatician as the alien diplomatic relations supervisor.. but he might prefer a trip to Uranus..
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woelen
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There is one thing which really irks me. How will the inorganic chemistry behave when we go at hyperspeed below space?
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Pyro
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Can I come?
Seriously though,... Imagine stumbling on something like that! I'd go nuts...
And to think i get excited about being able to get some marble tiles from an abandoned building!
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aga
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| Quote: Originally posted by woelen | | There is one thing which really irks me. How will the inorganic chemistry behave when we go at hyperspeed below space? |
It's all same-same like in Thailand.
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The Volatile Chemist
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| Quote: Originally posted by Pyro | Can I come?
Seriously though,... Imagine stumbling on something like that! I'd go nuts...
And to think i get excited about being able to get some marble tiles from an abandoned building! |
I know! It'd be great! I'd take lots of pics, invite some chicks, tow the darned things out, and fly 'em around a bit!
Who will be in charge of weaponry and defenses? (Tdep's got us covered for stink bombs, at least)
(I <3 Uranus)
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Pyro
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Being Pyro,I'll do that 
I'd take everything that wasn't nailed down, and a few things that are
Last time I returned home with 400sq ft of ''aquired'' or recovered hand cut marble tiles my dad told me that the Italian in me is showing so if I return with a space shuttle will the nonexsistent russian in me show 
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The Volatile Chemist
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| Quote: Originally posted by Pyro | Being Pyro,I'll do that
I'd take everything that wasn't nailed down, and a few things that are
Last time I returned home with 400sq ft of ''aquired'' or recovered hand cut marble tiles my dad told me that the Italian in me is showing so if I return with a space shuttle will the nonexsistent russian in me show |
Haha, I at least get the test one. You'd have to be a redneck or a great pilot and fixer-up-er to 'return home' with that shuttle...
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Pyro
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I meant return with it behind my not yet acquired car, I'd put it on deck and charge an entrance fee
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aga
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Now it's sounding like a plan.
The Russians want 25% or it's your legs.
I get the Cockpit Burger Bar concession capisce ?
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