anyone in usenet wrote
> Top 10 things to do when you've drank your last beer:
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> 10) Spin the foam around in the bottom of the bottle and sigh
> 9) Toss the bottle in the trash can
> 8) Wipe you're mouth with your shirtsleeve
> 7) Belch
> 6) Take a big whiz
> 5) Sit and think, "What am I going to do now?"
> 4) Get the bottle back out of the trash
> 3) Wipe the unknown substance from the bottle
> 2) Put the bottle in the microwave, set to high power
> 1) Post the details to usenet
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