Yay it's my time to tell a story.
I was having breakfast, it was about 1pm (don't judge me) when there's a knock on the door. My dad answers it, I hear some talking before he calls me
over. At the door are two policemen and a policewoman (?) all dressed up in uniform.
"Hello, we're from the [local] police service. Customs has notified us that you've been importing some glassware from China. Are you running a
clandestine laboratory?"
"ah... no I am not"
"So you're not producing methamphetamines?"
"No"
"So what are you doing then?"
I explain about how i'm doing a chemistry degree and like doing a bit of stuff at home. I offer to show the the lab, they actually seem positively
curious. Now, i've often told myself 'the day you don't clean up is the day the police show up' and yes, this was true. My lab looks like a train
wreck covered in sulfur and smelling weakly of piss. Actually i'll attach a photo of what they walked into.
They were totally cool with it! I showed them my disulfur dichloride, flipped through my notebook pointing out things like 'electowinning of zinc' and
'perchloric acid production'. They asked what sort of job I wanted. I asked if anything was illegal or I could order it differently to avoid this, and
they said no. They all seemed like really nice guys, and barely looked around the lab at all. They were 100% only looking for meth production, as i'd
assumed from the very start of setting up my lab. They didn't ask about illegal drug manufacture, they asked about methamphetamines. I didn't mention
EM of course but they weren't looking for it.
They got back into their unmarked car, I thanked them for doing this so nicely and being good people. The lead guy joked "yeah man, we're not going to
come in and kick your door down. Although I do have a warrant in my pocket had I needed it. And my partner has her camera ready to go if needed" and I
noticed for the first time that she was carrying a camera that she hadn't turned on at all, good sign. Also, interestingly, it was a very similar
camera to what I use to film everything.
Tl;Dr: 3 police showed up looking for meth because of ebay glassware, happy with backyard science explanation, Australian police are level headed
lads.
[Edited on 31-5-2015 by Tdep]
[Edited on 31-5-2015 by Tdep] |