The_Davster
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I am not sure if this counts as madscience....Perhaps?
US patent 3216423 from 1963
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/3216423.pdf
(WTF)
[Edited on 13-8-2006 by rogue chemist]
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Wow. LOL! Have you seen Talladega nights?
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That's erm, different!
Tim
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Need a joggers bra for mommys milkers .
Wonder if at the moment of birth it would make
a sound sort of like a champagne bottle being uncorked ?
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True mad science. Only thing that could make it better, while still realisable, is if was a Victorian device - steam powered with many belt, levers,
wheels, and the like.
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Obstetricians note there is increased risk of prolapse with
birthing chairs which work with gravity. I would think this thing
a ripe candidate for malpractice. Not to mention the midwife
or clinician riding around getting dizzy and vomiting.
Stubborn extractions usually respond to the assertive
application of a vacuum suction cup to the infants head.
This is somewhat better than forceps.
You think maybe the inventor didn't get hugged as a child ?
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[Edited on 13-8-2006 by franklyn]
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So you never thought you would find another site as good as Totse
This site is way more kwell. Go on laugh.
( note: for inscrutable reasons this link won't parse properly
just copy and paste it into the address bar of your browser )
[url=]http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should[/url]
My favorite : Board with a nail in it
While this weapon is still theoretical, there is some controversy over its
potential creation. Opponents argue that soon we will make bigger boards with
bigger nails until humanity makes a board with a nail in it so big it will destroy
us all. Those in favor of the board with a nail in it poo-poo these claims, citing
that civilization has the ability to control itself when it comes to such a
powerful weapon, and that the weapon itself is necessary to fend against
possible attacks from extraterrestrials from outer space.
[Edited on 17-9-2006 by franklyn]
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12AX7
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| Quote: | Originally posted by franklyn
http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should
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ARGH
Look at the code. Note how it says "url=" nothing?
Plain "url"..."/url" (in brackets, not quotes) wrapped around a link makes it a link...or better yet just paste the link in without the URL crap!
Also: use the hyperlink button.
Tim
[Edited on 9-17-2006 by 12AX7]
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That site is hilarious!
"Sir Francis Bacon first had the idea of filling a bomb with knives after observing coyotes doing so in the wild."
"Elongated mammal gun"
"Orgasmatron"
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| Quote: | Originally posted by 12AX7
| Quote: | Originally posted by franklyn
http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should
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ARGHLook at the code. Note how it says "url=" nothing?
Plain "url"..."/url" (in brackets, not quotes) wrapped around a link makes it a link...or better yet just paste the link in without the URL crap!
Also: use the hyperlink button.
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Yes sir I'm fully aware of all that, but in your rush to judge you
omitted to note that your quotation has not parsed correctly
either. You can try this yourself by opening a " post reply "window
and use the " preview post " option without actually commiting
it to the board. I purposefully entered the = investigating the
problem and left it this way because it at least appears highlighted
in tact, unlike what appears in the quote box which also will not
hyperlink.
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colonic gas propellant
Just saw this on another thread _
http://www.pat2pdf.org/patents/pat6055910.pdf
one could not make this up !
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The_Davster
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Yeah, I was the one who posted it there.
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If you want a good laugh read this
http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols.htm
http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols2.htm
http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols3.htm
more of the same
http://chemistry.about.com/cs/weirdscience/a/blmolecules.htm
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