Maybe I'm missing something here, but what's the problem with just getting the permit? So far as I know, it's free. If there's a requirement for
locked storage, a closet door with a lock would probably be fine. Locked storage is a good idea anyway. The lab could be a backyard picnic bench by
the water tap.
I've never bothered to get a permit up to this point, as I live in an apartment, and all of my chemistry is done at work (even the hobby stuff). I'm
getting ready to move, hopefully to a house with some land. If I do, then I'll just get a permit and buy some stuff. I'd probably still use the
glassware at work, but I'll see what I can learn about the process.
It sounds, in a roundabout way, that you're going through a lot of effort to avoid breaking any laws. Why not take all of that energy and channel it
towards the minimal effort it would take to set up a lab and get a permit? The permit requirement isn't intended to keep you from buying glassware,
home-school people do it all the time. It's intended to discourage those with a guilty conscience from secretly acting on their nefarious deeds. Do
you have a guilty conscience?
I've mentioned it before, but before the home visit, just remove anything from the premises that resembles improperly-stored this or that, like that 5
gallon barrel of acetone that you have in your bedroom closet, or that kilo of sodium cyanide that you left on the kitchen counter. Plan out some
innocuous experiments with your intended purchase, so that you're ready to provide examples of what you intend to do with your glassware. Plan on
being friendly and agreeable with the kind officer. You want the visit to be very simple and uncomplicated. Don't start rambling about conspiracy
theories, or how dumb you think the law is. And that's about it. |