I was in biology class on Friday, and we were burning different crisps (chips to the Yanks) to determine their energy content. We were using Bunsen
Burners to set the food items on fire, but some of my acquaintances, who are complete morons, decided to set fire to allsorts else - highlighters,
pens, other stationery items, the wooden handles on the mounted needles, burning the cork and rubber on the clamps and more, before they started
experimenting with lighting the Bunsen at the opening valve "to see what happens".
The teacher didn't notice anything, but I have a hypothesis; if these 'kiddi3 k3wls', at age fourteen, cannot be trusted with chemicals, labware and
lab equipment, then isn't that more the reason for authorities to ban them publicly? I'm sure the Government would rather simply control a substance
or item of gear as opposed to having to deal with a child who's injured himself with it??
Again, another unfortunate reason we have continually dwindling access to OTC chemicals and even online. My apologies for any, in this respect, damage
some of my generation have done. |