Last year for new years I had the gang over at my place. We un-sobered ourselves, watched some movies, ordered some pizza. 23:50 rolled around. I
realized that i had no fireworks, nor explosives of any kind, but i do have a metalshop. My dad had told me stories about filling garbage bags with
acetylene and oxygen, and lighting them off. i'd never tried it. Decided that god hates a coward, let's do it. The only issue was, we didn't have any
balloons nor small bags that were leak proof. However, I, being a horny ass teenager, always had with me a condom.
So, I took my cutting torch and tightly wrapped the condom around the oxy-a nozzle. puffed that thing up real good. At this point i'm having trouble
standing straight up. Knotted it off, one of my friends starts the countdown.
I taped it to a sawhorse, lit the torch, and realized "Oh, shit. I don't have ear protection." Ten seconds on the clock... too late. Plugged the left
ear with my finger, just held my right ear to my shoulder. countdown ends.
Keep in mind this was my first attempt at this, ever. And i was highly intoxicated.
Firstly, i think it's not working... im holding my torch right on the condom, but nothing's happened! Next thing i know i feel the bang. Not hear.
Feel. In my gut. The shockwave rippling though me. My friends screamed, the aluminum sawhorse i have it taped to visibly jumps.
Through my left ear i hear my dad come out of the house, informing us that the cops might very well show up. Through my right ear i hear only ringing,
until midday on the first. I bought regular fireworks this year.
Stay safe and have fun. May the new year be bountiful for you all! |