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Synthesis for hydrolaxamine to ketamine

Jaymadness - 12-6-2019 at 05:11

Hello I’ve just managed to acquire some hydrolaxamine please can anyone help by giving me a method of converting it to ketamine
Thank you

Heptylene - 12-6-2019 at 05:46

We don't "give" people methods to "convert" things here. Do some research, show you're interested in the chemistry and you might get some help.

Herr Haber - 12-6-2019 at 06:19

Nobody around here gives a crap about ketamine.

But an unknown chemical like hydrolaxamine this I'm curious about :cool:

Loptr - 12-6-2019 at 06:28

Not touching this one with a ten foot pole.

And I cant help but wonder if the OP meant hydroxylamine.

[Edited on 12-6-2019 by Loptr]

SWIM - 12-6-2019 at 07:46

It must be mixed with semen in a jar and buried in a stable in a warm manure pile.
After 40 days a small transparent form of a human will appear in the bottle.

Keep it there another 40 days, but take it out every day and feed the form with dog's milk.

By this time the form will have matured into a homunculus, and he will understand what you say and do your bidding.

Just ask your homunculus to make Ketamine for you.

BTW: Hydrolaxamine would be a great name for an OTC laxative.


I am Damn Impressed by the below post.





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[Edited on 13-6-2019 by SWIM]

walruslover69 - 12-6-2019 at 09:17

You just gotta swap the hydroxyl group for a ket group.

Basic chemistry!

happyfooddance - 12-6-2019 at 17:55

Quote: Originally posted by Loptr  
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole.

And I cant help but wonder if the OP meant hydroxylamine.

[Edited on 12-6-2019 by Loptr]


Hydroxylimine, I would guess.

I would post a CAS num or something, but I'm not gonna give OP a bone. (You can find that easily anyways, Loptr)

UC235 - 12-6-2019 at 18:39

There's always the hilarious chance OP bought hydroxylamine.

happyfooddance - 12-6-2019 at 20:15

Quote: Originally posted by UC235  
There's always the hilarious chance OP bought hydroxylamine.


Honestly it seems more likely than not, based off of his post!

j_sum1 - 12-6-2019 at 20:28

Or maybe he actually bought some "hydrolaxamine"
hydrolax.png - 249kB

happyfooddance - 12-6-2019 at 21:11

Thank you sciencemadness, you've once again restored my faith in humanity ;)